No one will even know you’re gone, and by the time this day is up, (gives a smile) you are gonna feel like a changed ogre. We invite you to use our acting scenes and scripts for drama class, internet video uploads and you are even welcome to go out and make your own short film as other creators have done. He placed the plate with the lower half of the rat on the table. And grin, He then glanced at a frog nearby, getting a new idea. Who gets the deal of a lifetime? Back at the resistance camp, a meeting was being held inside a tree, with Shrek and Donkey, who was untied, looking from the outside through some holes in the trees. Used to be, you had to guess his name, but now everybody knows who Rumpelstiltskin is. So, where did you leave her last? The witches laughed heartlessly while pushing the doors open, and inside the huge room was a rave party going on with the whole room infested with witches, dancing and celebrating, with loud rave music playing. Shrek! Shrek: Look, it’s not too late to fix it. Instead, before Shrek could hug her, she lifted up her foot and kicked Shrek in the face, sending him flying, yelling in slow-motion, before crashing to the ground. One villager even chucked a glass bottle at the cage. Shrek's face faltered as he looked over at Fiona worryingly. It is in these scenes where high-key lighting is used from above, to replicate sunshine. Then he got angry, recalling the day Shrek put him out of business, as he started carving faster. Shrek: By day, one way, by night another. Rumpelstiltskin: But, as I was saying, (takes pitcher of water and pours it into glass) I like to look at the goblet as half full. Arrow Scene (Shrek) recorded by Operagurl1011 and RockstarSiren91 on Smule. Of course, he spoke too soon, as he didn't look to see they were heading for a chasm, and he didn't stop at the edge in time, resulting in the four to be sent falling into the chasm, screaming, before splashing into the water below. Fiona: Yes. Shrek In The Swamp Karaoke Dance Party, more commonly known as the Shrek Karaoke Dance Party, is a 2001 3-minute musical short film, included on the Shrek VHS before the credits, and the Shrek 2-Disc Special Edition DVD after the credits. Not anymore. Fiona: Shrek, you have three beautiful children, a wife who loves you, friends who adore you. Pinocchio: Don't listen to him! What, are you crazy? Dragon, who was nearing Shrek, turned her attention up to the ball. Fiona: What are you doing?! He raised her actual dagger and used it to slide the ogre models toward the witch models, knocking the latter down and off the table. Shrek looked at him a bit strangely but Rumpelstiltskin quickly realized his behavior as he hastily began to bring back his composure. Rumpelstiltskin: (cutting him off) Abupupup! Shrek: (Through his teeth) I’m in a great mood, actually. Shrek! Where is he? It’s a party, Shrek. Shrek: We have kids. Shrek stopped just to take a glance at what Donkey was doing. One heart Fiona: (removes her blindfold) What are you doing? Ogre #3: Anyone who knows Fiona knows this stuff ain’t gonna work on her. He raced through a cornfield, breathing like mad, and when he came to the end of it, he saw what looked like the structure of his swamp home, except there were no doors or windows. Why is it the only person who can’t see that is you? At the beginning of the 2001 film Shrek, the title character lives as a recluse in a remote swamp in the fairy-tale land of The others insisted eagerly. Help me! He went to go check on the birthday cake. He turned and to his alarm, he saw that the cake was gone, and there was nothing left but a couple crumbs. Shrek and the witch were face-to-face, with the witch worried what he would do to her. Shrek: Sure is great to be wanted again. Then he and Lillian saw a family of hillbilly-type witches, playing mandolins, spitting tobacco, holding a bottle of moonshine and giving dirty, foul looks at the visitors, while a bare-butted baby witch was crawling on the ground. He put on some oven mitts, opened the stove and took out the cooked rat. This isn’t a petting zoo! Shrek tried to fit one of the bracelets back on one his wrists, and it did because it didn't rust when hitting the water. Shrek: Ruin everything? Rumpelstiltskin: So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day? He turned to Wolf, now dressed as a maid, next to a cart full of different wigs. At this time, a bus-sized chariot known as the "Star Tours Chariot" appeared, with a tour guide and tourists here to see the famous ogre. In this case, you gotta give a day to get a day. It doesn’t matter to me. Puss: Then Shrek kissed the Princess. Shrek: I guess there’s nothing wrong with wanting a little time for myself. Then Donkey barged in through the door with his kids flapping in. Shrek: What does it look like? Rumpelstiltskin: Wait up! Shrek: All right, I knew it. Then everyone else inside, minus Shrek, who was holding Felicia and Fergus, sang along. All right, everyone, you know the drill! Gingy: You're a monster. Shrek: You know what? Then, after crashing through another tree, the two ended up flying off the broomstick and on the ground hard, with Shrek on his back and Donkey on the ogre's stomach. I cry all the time. Shrek! The floors under him began shifting, revealing something. Birthday, birthday, birthday bash! Then, to Shrek's shock, the pen disappeared and the whole carriage came apart like a house would in a tornado, and Shrek suddenly found himself caught in a glowing yellow cyclone, as the parts of the carriage disappeared. Shrek: Wow. Helstrom may be over, but it's a solid bet that Hamza Fouad , who played San Francisco cop Derrick Jackson, will be back in the genre space again soon. And Felicia, sweetheart. The groom and priest screamed in alarm. Lightning flashed again, and King Harold gasped at what the short man said. He ripped off that page, getting to the final one with Shrek and Fiona riding a unicorn, while Pinocchio waved a wand, Donkey ran with his kids, the Three Little Pigs, the Three Blind Mice, Puss and Gingy riding down rainbows, and the ogre babies riding a cloud. Where you going? (prances around) Yee-haw! At this time, Fiona was leading the ogres, all clad in armor, through the forest to be ready for the ambush. He narrowed his eyes and pointed to Broomsy Witch. Shrek then pulled the trick eyeballs out of Donkey's nostrils. Then Rumpelstiltskin, in a round cage, turned away from this, as there was an explosion of white feathers. He saw Fiona heading up the path to a bridge and holding the lantern, with Shrek following. Shrek: You witches are making a big mistake! As Dragon kept struggling to get the cage off her muzzle, the two ogres began wrapping the chains around the reptile, starting with her tail. Then suddenly he and the witches heard a familiar voice singing from out of nowhere. She then turned away and went to the door, looking back at her husband, who only gave a bitter look before she went back inside. What are the differences in the US version of Mario Bava's BLACK SABBATH? Donkey: (singing) All you got to do is call Rumpelstiltskin: (pulls contract away) Well, if your kingdom’s worth more to you than your daughter…. So where is this Fiona? Then, a slender ogre taller than Shrek, known as Brogan, came behind our main ogre, putting his arm around him. Donkey: Let go of me! Thank you. Make it stop! Shrek held out a tray of mugs with swamp drinks for them and each took a glass, before two ogres took Shrek and tossed him up in the air. Is it me you're looking for But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Not paying attention to Donkey, Shrek just raced through the castle, breathing desperately. Donkey: (winces) Hey, man, get that dirty favour out of my face! Everyone: Shrek! He then leaped off the cart like a diving board and splashed into a pigsty, startling some pigs upon the splash. No. Someday, I will repay you. Fiona: Spread the word. Brogan: Don't despair, fellow ogres! And so one got away. Shrek, wait! He laughed tauntingly as Fifi headed for the skylight, as dawn was approaching, but then a skull chain had snagged Fifi's leg, and Shrek was the one who was holding the chain. Rumpelstiltskin jumped onto the railing and looked down at the chaos in horror. Shapes in the sky, looked plain to my eye. 1 Appearances 1.1 Early Life 1.2 Shrek 1.3 Shrek 2 1.4 Shrek the Third 1.5 Shrek Forever After 2 Video Game Appearances 3 Songs (in the musical) 3.1 Solos 3.2 Solos (in a duet) 3.3 … No more diaper rash! Shrek then appeared, wearing a helmet and iron bracelets around his wrists. Puss: You even know the little rhyme! He laughed, and the short man forced a laugh. Fiona then held up the short man like a trophy. Back on the top story, Rumpelstiltskin came out, angrily shoving one of the witches. Shrek: Your nose is the only chance I have of tracking down my wife, so stop complaining and start smelling. He then spotted Pinocchio with his father, dressed in Shrek's clothes and fake ogre ears, with his face painted green and hands tied by a rope that the puppet was holding. We can’t hide forever. The two ogres then started attacking/blocking each other for a few moments, until Fiona kicked Shrek to the wall, hitting a dummy with a gourd for a head. I signed this. Shrek: Yeah, well, I… I used to be. Rumpelstiltskin: Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi. He began to rock his arms back and forth like rocking a baby to sleep, but figuratively. Why? Puss, meanwhile, looked at his own reflection in the shield, and thought about the little talk between him and Shrek. Shrek: (to himself) Hold it together. He and the cackling witches turned to reveal Fiona, shackled as well, struggling to get out. At the kitchen area, the Muffin Man was finishing putting some decoration on Gingy's legs. Shrek! Donkey: (singing) No matter what they take from me. No strings attached! Someone, anyone at all, help me! Shrek saw the skylight up above, and he smirked, getting an escape idea. Donkey: I’m talking about the exit clause. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. You’ll be, like, "Roar!" As everyone began chanting Shrek's name, the ogre began to smile, happy to have his life back, and everyone he knew back to normal. He then walked around the table as he continued. He all gave a miserable stare at everybody and even Fiona, who was more stunned than anyone else. Another witch flying on a broomstick was twirling a skull chain and firing it at Shrek, but he quickly grabbed it and gave it a yank, pulling the witch down to his level. Just another gift from some clueless lover boy. Ogre #5: Come on, Donkey. It’s Shrek! OUR world! Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Rumpelstiltskin: Anybody’s thirsty? Rumpelstiltskin: I present Shrek and Fiona! Robin Hood had kidnapped Fiona thinking he had rescued her from Shrek. Shrek: Trust me, you don’t want to eat this one. Shrek continued glaring at the adorable ogre picture on the cake, feeling it mocked him. Then the witches all laughed at Shrek's misery, making the ogre more upset. Shrek: But, most importantly, Fiona...I know that the reason you turn human every day is because you've never been kissed....well...by me. Rumpelstiltskin: All right! You must prove it to her! That’s the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! And say. Shrek: (sets basket down) Puss, what happened to you? Later, as rain clouds were appearing, Shrek was storming alone in the forest, stewing about what Fiona said. Shrek then appeared right beside her. He then took off the party hat, smashed it and threw it to the ground. The parents then blew on their baby's cheeks. An axe was tossed into Shrek's arms, which Shrek luckily caught. As Rumpelstiltskin got out a knife and fork, he smirked secretly. Finally, it was the dinner/story portion of the seemingly repetitive cycle. The one where … (starts to cry himself) That is so darn sad. Shrek: No, you were right. He picked it up and held it as well. Puss: Ogre! Because the greatest love of all. He was then thrown out of the tent on his back before Donkey came to him with a grin. He gave her his hand and she started to retie it onto his wrist. Shrek: Wait a minute. To live the life of an ogre…no worries, no responsibilities. They all gasped, looking up at the big ball, seeing Donkey at the top of it, singing. Anime often mixes this with Inaction Sequence and the Combat Commentator.It's not uncommon for Loads and Loads of Characters scattered far and wide to have the exact same conversation, explaining what's happening to the audience.. Now go get my checkbook! Then Shrek grabbed a huge mace to strike Fiona with, which she blocked. Inside, the priest gave the permission for the groom to kiss the bride. Then, without warning, the plate flung the waffles onto a tree. Rumpelstiltskin: Recently, a certain somebody has jeopardized our joyous lives. Shrek was trying to make his way through the ogre army though. The ogre yelled in alarm as he was tossed all around through the air. Then Shrek roared at everyone inside the church, making them all scream and leave the church. Rumpelstiltskin: OK, good. Then he got a glare from Shrek, making him stop giggling. Shrek then pounded the cage angrily as he saw something definitely different, and to his horror, it was most of the letters of the Far, Far Away sign destroyed. Brogan was panicking as he continued dancing under the flute's power. He strode merrily towards the unsuspecting villagers. Synopsis: When Fiona's father and King of Far Far Away passes away, the clumsy Shrek becomes the immediate successor of the throne. Wolf walked away as well before the dictator breathed in anger. Shrek: Donkey, what am I gonna do? They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow). King Harold: But to put our daughter’s life in the hands of this…person? (As Shrek gets a determined face). This order’s to go. Shrek got back up and hit Fiona's shield with his axe, then Fiona hit Shrek with a big log, which he blocked with his shield. Most of everyone: Shrek! The main event of the evening! Then, on the balcony, the short villain saw chimichangas being fired at some of the witches near him. Despite them being away from the Piper, the two ogres still pointed their fingers out like in a disco dance. Some of the ogres cut some ropes, closing up the big holes some ogres hid in just in time, and dropping sand bags on fires, putting them out. Shrek: (puzzled) Never seen me before? Shrek: Look at you! Rumpelstiltskin: (bitterly/faster) A day some meddling oaf stuck his nose where it didn’t belong destroying your business and ruining your life?! I was just heading that way myself. Rumpelstiltskin: Go! Then they saw "Fifi" come apart, revealing to be the Pied Piper in a wooden Fifi disguise. It’s a magical contract. When watching this, one citizen coughed. Donkey: Hey, Uncle Shrek! Tour Guide: (through megaphone) And on your left, the lovable lug that showed us you don’t have to change your undies to change the world! She and the other three witches chortled, while Rumpelstiltskin gave a nod to the piper, who nodded back, and then he turned the setting on the end of his flute from mouse to duck to witch. The other ogres chattered in agreement, while outside, Shrek and Donkey looked concerned. The short man then appeared right next to him. All triplets began roaring and giggling. Fiona: You’re going to get yourself killed at the ambush tonight. Shrek. You have everything. Oh, and here’s one. Oh, they make... Shrek. If not, do it now. Apparently, Farley got as far as recording somewhere between 80-95% of the movie's dialogue before his untimely passing. He won’t bite! Puss: I am not believing what I have just witnessed. "Shrek" makes a lot of references to classic fairy-tales, other movies, and, seemingly, Disney. Puss: Look, Donkey, the chimichanga cart! The donkey then abruptly rose his head up, and dashed off into the forest. [The story starts the same way as the first two films started, with a book lying on the ground. Did you grow up locked away in a dragon's keep? Slug and tonic? They saw the witches leading the imprisoned ogre through the room as they moved aside. The ogres were still awaiting Fiona's signal. (kicks a witch) Do it! It had the face of a familiar ogre. The next pages showed Harold and Lillian in a carriage, racing away from their safe kingdom and into the dark, foreboding forest. Donkey: (annoyed) Man, you are a cat-astrophe! Let's get together and feel alright. He’s...he’s…. (waves hand in front of face) Big, grownup ogre stink! jelly from your eyes! Fiona came and took her kids, holding them. (does a mocking jolly dance) See the dancing ogre! Rumpelstiltskin: Just think of it! Years ago, before Harold and Lillian had reunited with their daughter, the horses pulling the carriage that carried the king and queen raced through the forest like mad. She headed off to get ready herself, and Shrek tried to speak out, but didn't know what to say, and looked down, for he had once again failed to get a kiss from her. Shrek gave a confused shrug. There were two witches on top of the cage in charge of driving. Rumpelstiltskin: Wolfie! What? Shrek: Not now, Donkey! Rumpelstiltskin: (pushes the contract towards him) So why start now? Back below, the dragon spotted the fat cat and just as she tried to eat him, he leaped out of the way, shouting in excitement. The orange cat slid down the scratching post very slowly and plopped onto a purple pillow at the foot of the tower. By day, a lovely princess; by night, a hideous ogre. Shrek 2 Script Takeaway #1 The best Shrek 2 quotes. It was no use though, he didn't even scare himself. Not much of a storybook ending. He snapped his fingers, and another witch brought over a huge magic hourglass to the table, rerpesenting the remaining hours of the day. They luckily saw the pumpkins about to be thrown. (starts carving the rat) A day you had the flu? Fiona: Oh, no! I’m stuck! (hands axe to one of the ogres) Fiona! It's all just a big fairy tale. Donkey: (Excitedly) Oh, I’m gonna lick me a rainbow! Donkey's Voice: (singing) Oh, the sun'll come out tomorrow Un momento! He screamed as he was pulled up, and hit a part of what would have been the roof of his home along the way out. The resistance ogres laughed a bit some more. Fifi tried to keep flying even though it was harder with the chain around her leg. The beloved animated comedy turned the traditional fairytale on its head, appealed to adults as much as children and spawned multiple sequels including a spin-off film for Puss in Boots! Witch: Mr. Stiltskin? Donkey: (singing) Hit me with your best shot, Donkey: (singing) Why don't you hit me with your best shot. In the present, the book was finsihed being read by the certain foiled deal maker, who was the one narrating. We now see the dictator's head spinning with gold coins raining in the background. (to Dragon) Hey, you! Then Donkey and his kids came in to spend time with Shrek and his family. Shrek then slammed his big fist into the cake's center, making everyone gasp in shock. Your wee little boots? Come on. About how you’re her true love and you came from an alternate universe. All right? He got up as he continued. So if you thought you were just gonna (mimicks walking) doot-doot-doot in here and get your life back--, Rumpelstiltskin: (with a glare) Then what DO you want? One witch, Broomsy Witch, spotted Shrek down below. She then started to assault him with a huge hammer, which he used his shield to block. They were tallies of all the days Fiona has been locked in the tower. He looked around, seeing a shield and weapons hung up, and a play tower/scratching post for cats. He couldn't hold it in any longer, so he finally started to shout. Donkey: Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky and torchy out there. Shrek then managed to get a decent hold of the broom as he zoomed back to the bottom floor, dodging more incoming pumpkin bombs. (smacks him in the rear) Go! It’s not a big deal. You’re right. Oh. Then, Rumpelstiltskin pondered at the suggestion. Gingerbread Man : You're a monster! Once the witches got it up, some other witches poured magic glowing dust in their cauldrons, causing bright, glowing, blue and pink lights to appear. Nuh-uh! The witches screamed in alarm and panic as Shrek then ripped the shackles off his neck, growling. Once the bounty hunter was revealed in front of the dictator and witches, the mice scampered off. All three burped, one by one, but then broke wind simultaneously. Fiona: (holds Fergus) I didn't know we could do that. SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a. giant. He even surfed onto another roof, swung around a weather vane, hopped onto another roof and surfed down that one as well. Then out of three boxes came an assortment of sentient animal crackers charging at the gingerbread man, but because he now had a fierce personality, he shouted as he dodged each animal and used his lollipop to take down his opponents. Shrek was fine – he just had an arrow in his butt. Then, the dictator appeared next to a big hourglass. Donkey then slid down Dragon's spine before she used her tail to flick him into her mouth. Super duper, party pooper! Donkey: I see you! He snatched the paper and did some folding himself, and then it showed a heart with the TRUE words of the exit clause: "True Love's Kiss". Ever since you've been around. Shrek has gathered Brogan, Gretched, Cookie, and some other ogres to discuss a battle plan, which was set out on a rock table, with little model figures and everything. Butterpants: (chuckles as he hugs his dad) I love you, daddy. Rumpelstiltskin: Get them! At Rumpelstiltskin's castle, the gate opened with some of the witches coming out, holding lanterns, followed by the carriage pulled by Fifi. I couldn't leave her if I tried. The frustrated villain then went to his table. Queen Lillian: I don’t trust that woman, Harold. You got so fa…. Shrek is the star of a highly successful series of animated films. Sometime later, Shrek was lying down asleep somewhere, as a familiar voice was heard singing outside. He just stood there with a dry look as Gingy kept attacking and shouting. Donkey saw Gretched falling towards where Puss was, so he used his teeth to pull the cat out of the way. He tap danced a bit on top of the ball, and then from inside it, a humming noise was heard, to the witches' and Rumpelstiltskin's concern. He looked and saw the bed where he first found Fiona deserted, and the curtains and sheets were all ripped. The deaf old lady's eyes widened in alarm. I insist. A bit later, inside, Pinocchio was dancing on a stage in front of four animatronics. He was back in his own original world and at his kids' birthday party, as if he never left it. Shrek: Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again. (chuckles a bit) You don’t want to see me angry, do you? Fiona: That every day could be like this one. The two then smashed straight through the skylight with the ball getting jammed in the hole, and the flying witches' brooms getting pinned to the ball itself, and some fell off, screaming, and landed on the floor. Rumpelstiltskin: Just 24 tiny little hours. Rumpelstiltskin: Lock all the doors, you worthless witches! Rumpelstiltskin: (triumphantly) Nobody's smart but me! Back! I'm a believer, Then, to the ogre's surprise, the axe was part mace. Fiona: Wow, (chuckles a bit) I guess I must have kicked him harder than I thought. The lead witch glanced down at the forest, not finding any ogres or the camp, and gave a sneer. Fiona: Gretched, make sure everyone is prepared to move out tonight. By the way, why are you upset? Puss gasped, stunned at the words Shrek said. Dieter and Heimlich then carried the potty box away in disgust, with Horst following and spraying some perfume to drown any odors. They looked down, waiting for Dragon to leap out at them, and when she did, that was their chance. The ogre gave a weird look at the donkey. As they went inside, Shrek was in horror to see how different the castle grounds looked, and he passed something he definitely hadn't seen before: two ogres pushing the gear that controls the gates. Only true love's kiss can break your contract! The mob passed a brick wall. Mabel: Looks like you forgot the candles. Then Dragon flicked the screeching fat cat off her tail, and Fiona caught him in her arms. Nice try. I know my rights! With that, every last ogre and the camp itself was completely hidden from sight. Rumpelstiltskin came over to his giant pet and cuddled her by the head. Donkey: (singing) These eyes have seen a lot of loves Of course, he was carving so fast that he ended up cutting through the rat and the plate, breaking it. Shrek: (Disgusted) What is that supposed to be? It's a compliment. Of course, two witches guarding the palace from above, heard them. Tour Guide: (through megaphone) This lovable lug taught us you don’t have to change your undies to change the world! Rumpelstiltskin sat back on his throne with a couple other witches at his side. No! But not an answer came. Got the sun in my eyes Donkey: You signed up for one of them time-shares, huh? His legs also started glowing as he fell down. So the witches on the balcony got out their pumpkin bombs and chucked them down to where all the resistance ogres were. I WANT HIM! She pecked at it a bit, before scarfing it all down. He then ducked, letting the two ogres lift the log over him. As he walked across the desk, he unknowingly knocked over the ink jar, spilling ink over the spot where Pinocchio signed half his name in cursive. Look, move out or get crushed. At this time, at a small corner lined with red VIP ropes in front, a certain deal maker was in a couch-styled throne (with the ruler's seat being in the middle), wearing fancy white clothes, laughing and having drinks with four more witches. Fiona I need to talk to you. Meanwhile, the envious and ambitious Prince Charming joins the villains of the fairytales plotting a coup d'état to become the new king. Brogan: Looks like we're having curly-toed weirdo for breakfast. Donkey: OK, yeah, fine! Rumpelstiltskin: They would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter’s curse. Donkey: (wags his tongue again) Ah la la la la! Rumpelstiltskin: (angrily) And that somebody is the rat-munching ogre called Shrek! 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